I have a review. In discussion over a print of mine:

‘That’s 3.826 bearsplosiotons. A bearsplosioton equaling about 2,000 bearsplosions, the standard unit of measure of awesome.’

A single bearsplosion is about how awesome something is if it is only ever filmed from a distance, so you can see the shock waves as they radiate out. I am pretty pleased with this review.